Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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