its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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