put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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