i permit you to call me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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