i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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