god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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