An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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