well you can't waste a boner
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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