I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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