I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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