I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.