I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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