chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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