It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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