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(310): View more from California

you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.

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(618): View more from Illinois

its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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(914): View more from New York

i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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(561): View more from Florida

I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.

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(707): View more from California

You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation

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(520): View more from Arizona

Nobody cheats on THIS.

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