at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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