I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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