I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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