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as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
