You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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