We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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