Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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