I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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