I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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