I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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