Dual....:-)
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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