Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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