Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
