Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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