erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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