Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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