I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I didn't notice because vodka
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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