I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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