I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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