Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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