omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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