A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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