we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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