is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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