Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Welp...herpes.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
