A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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