with your own penis?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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