Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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