I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I fill condoms, not promises.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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