just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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