u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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