quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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