go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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