You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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