You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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