The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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