"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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