Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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