you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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