I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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