I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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