Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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