This girl is more easily done than said...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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