Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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